sexy no jutsu: Pein

Hidan: OH WHY DON’T YOU SHUT TH- *gets cut off*
|Pein: WHY DON’T ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!!!!!! I’ll take a whack at this little jutsu next if it will shut you all up. . .
All: GO FOR IT!
Pein: alright then! *does hand sign* !! POMF !!
All: oh. . . .my. . . .god. . . . . * burst out into snickering fits*
Pein: what’s so funny?
Zetsu: look in the mirror. . .
Pein: *looks In mirror* HOLY CRAP!! I LOOK HOTT * checks self out*oh yeah I’m hot
Deidara: * walks in* what’s all the nois…..WTF ,UN!
Pein: *turns around* I wonder what Deidara would look like doing this jutsu?
Kisame: yeah I know he already looks so girly!
Deidara: WTF are you talking about, un!?
Pein: * changes back* Deidara do the sexy no jutsu! NOW!
Deidara: W/e, un!