sexy no jutsu: Zetsu

Hidan: OH YOU THINK ITS SOOOOOO F*CKING FUNNY I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO THE SEXY NO JUTSU ZETSU!!!!!
Zetsu’s dark side : W/E I’ll do the stupid jutsu
Zetsu’s white side: this will end badly. . . .
Hidan: *changes back*
Zetsu:!! POMF !!
Hidan, kakuzu, kisame: ROTFLOL
Zetsu's black side: OOOH MAN, WE LOOK HOTT!
Zetsu’s white side: oh shut up. . .
Pein: * looks in* What in the F*ck is going on in here!!!!!?
Kisame: well sir. . . . . Ok I got nothing. . . . .
Pein: that’s helpful. . . . ‘ dumb ass’
Kakuzu: lets just say it all started with Hidan thinking of what I would look like as a girl. . . . .
Pein: * small snicker* that just sounds funny yet creepy at the same time.. . . .
Kisame: It was. . . .
Zetsu: * changes back* it was funnier to see hidan do the jutsu. . .
Hidan: no it wasn’t . . . .
Kakuzu: yes it was. . . . .
Hidan: OH WHY DON’T YOU SHUT TH- *gets cut off*
|Pein: WHY DON’T ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!!!!!! I’ll take a whack at this little jutsu next if it will shut you all up. . .
All: GO FOR IT!